Idiot Dave Card Game

 
Player 1
WINNER
Player 2
Player 3
Player 4
Player 1 jack-of-hearts
Player 2 10-of-hearts
Player 3 queen-of-spades
Player 4 4-of-clubs
Player 1 jack-of-spades
Player 2 7-of-clubs
Player 3 9-of-diamonds
Player 4 6-of-spades