Idiot Dave Card Game

 
Player 1
Player 2
WINNER
Player 3
Player 4
Player 1 queen-of-clubs
Player 2 jack-of-clubs
Player 3 8-of-clubs
Player 4 6-of-diamonds
Player 1 3-of-clubs
Player 2 9-of-diamonds
Player 3 3-of-diamonds
Player 4 9-of-hearts